do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
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hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
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I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?
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I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
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Poems for $.50 in a small bookstore in San Francisco
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Fantasiada, menina interage com cangurus em parque na Austrália; veja mais fotos: http://folha.com/131372 (Foto: Carters News/The Grosby Group)
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